"We hide our flaws until after the wedding."

Texting conversation I had with Jacob this morning:

Me: You should be pleased to know that I cleaned out the shower drain. You should be even more pleased that I resisted the urge to put the hair ball on your pillow.
Jacob: Oh you would. Nasty!
Me: Teehee!

And you, dear readers, should be the most pleased of all -- I could have taken a picture of it to put on here, but I do have some standards.