"Is rutabuga a baby food flavor?" "It's rutabAga. And no."

Saturday evening I was minding my own business when Jacob walked in with a plate stacked high of cookies.

Me: Jacob. We can't just eat cookies for dinner. We need something healthy.
Jacob: Like what?
Me: . . . Chips and salsa?

And this is why I need to remember to take my vitamins more often.

(And Mom, don't worry, we ended up having a lovely salad in addition to our artery-clogging snacks.)