Jennifer: Do you want to get me my book that's way over there? Indicates a book approximately six feet away from where we're sitting.
Jacob: Hmm, no. Maybe if it was only this far away. Stretches out arm as far as it will go, which, while impressive, is certainly not six feet.
Jennifer: Can't you use "Accio book"? How about "Wingardium leviosa" and just make the book float on over here?
Jacob: Uh . . .
Jennifer: Oh, why did I marry a Muggle?
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