Happy birthday, Heather!

Highlight of the day: Presenting Heather with a birthday card that read something like this:

(on the front): I wanted to get you For A Special Guy on Your Birthday

(inside): May your every wish be already on the way! Happy Birthday. Dinner will have to wait. He's coming at 5:40. Love, Jennifer. P.S.  I suggest you wear jeans.

Few times have I heard her scream so shrilly.

She's out on a motorcycle ride right now.

Sister of the Year Award? Why, thank you. I accept. :)