Heather: "If I get five hits on the paddleball in a row right now, I don't have to do homework anymore."
Me: "Um . . . 'kay."
Heather: "If I get seven hits on the paddleball, you don't have to do homework anymore either."
Me: "Riiight."
::Heather attempts to paddleball::
Heather: "DARN!!! I only got one!"
